The Mysterious Ghost at Starbucks

The older we get the more into our health and fitness we get. Tina is no exception to this. She has been on a walking routine for a bit now- which I pause so you readers can get your clapping and cheering in uninterrupted.... Now back to our regularly scheduled program. 

In one of our various adventures, Tina may have been persuaded to purchase a walking/running outfit with a camouflage design on it. I mean we were in the lovely state of Indiana which by my background is considered "Big Country" territory. I would assume that said country living requires guns and hunting. So possibly this outfit was inspired to incorporate getting fit while chasing down bambi? I have no idea but that's my best guess.

So what does this have to do with food? Thank you for asking. Today Tina went on one of her walking routines which also coordinates with her other routine- going to Starbucks. She had said on attire so I imagine the event went something like this. (insert dream sequence/wavy lines in your mind):

Starbucks door opening- *CHING CHING*

Employees and patrons looking at the door and wondering, "How did that door magically open up all on its own? I don't see anyone...must have been the wind"

Starbucks employee no doubt being employee of the month and straightening up the counter hears out of no where- "Hi, CAN I HAVE AN ICED PASSION FRUIT TEA WITH NO SWEETNER, Trenta size of course!"

Employee: What??? Um who said that?

Tina (in camouflage ghost form): I did. Can I have a trenta size Iced Passion Fruit tea. NO SWEETNER!

Employee: (mumbles scared swear word as to not get fired) a ghost just ordered an iced passion fruit tea...

Tina (in camouflage ghost form): WITH NO SWEETNER!

Employee: I don't get paid enough for this... That'll be $3.65

Tina (in camouflage ghost form handing over phone to pay): Here you go.

Employee: oh what the hell? Ghosts use iPhones? Here's you go...

Employee looking around trying to hand a phone to Tina who is right in front of him. Just puts phone down on the counter. After a couple minutes Employee comes back with made drink.

Employee: Here you go ghost...

Employee places drink on the counter and backs away slowly.

Employee: Hope you have a good one...say hi to Patrick Swayze...or something...man I don't get paid enough.

Tina leaves confused but enjoys her Iced Passion Fruit Tea w/ no sweetner and continues on her lovely walk.

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